One Night Stands & WYSIWYG – 5 Rules for My Hotel Reviews

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I have a lot of one night stands.

Sometimes hotel rooms aren't what they look like in the marketing materials. And sometimes its just a rough night.

Sometimes hotel rooms aren’t what they look like in the marketing materials. And sometimes its just a rough night.

Don’t judge me – its not what you think. My travel pattern is such that I rarely sleep in the same place more than two night in a row while traveling. And it is not one where I typically get to pick out the most posh hotel I can find in a world-class city and move in to a suite.

Nope, not me… unless I’m on vacation. And even then, its more likely to be a suite on a cruise ship than a hotel room.

More often than not I am also checking in very late OR checking out very early. Or both. I’m almost always booking the least expensive rate I can get. And sometimes I don’t even get a choice of where I am going to be.

That makes me just like a lot of the traveling public – maybe just like you. So I tailor my hotel reviews to match that experience – and have set up my own guidelines for how I review:

1. I don’t flash my card. If I have status, I will check in at the elite line if I am invited to do so. If the desk clerk suggests I check in elsewhere (an automated kiosk, a general line, etc.) I will. I won’t ask about my benefits upfront but rather wait to see what they offer to me. (If they fail to present, I’ll ask at the end but also note the service delivery issue.)

2. My photos are WYSIWYG (“What You See Is What You Get”). When I open the door to my room, I take photos immediately before I touch anything. If its dark at 11 pm, I might turn on a light or two but otherwise I don’t adjust the shades, fluff the pillows, or straighten the crooked lampshades to get brochure quality photos. My job is not to market the hotel – if you want website quality photos, visit their website. My photos will be what I actually got… warts and all.

3. I write about MY experiences in the hotel. If I ate in the restaurant, used the fitness center, or explored the pool, I’ll write about it. I will write updates for hotels if I revisit and have a stay that varies widely from what I’ve previously written about – or if I have photos of new room types to share.

4. I’ll let you know about problems I had. As a further note, I don’t always get a chance to address all issues while I’m onsite. For example, if I check in at 11 pm and out at 7 am and the toilet runs all night, I’m not going to call engineering at 3 am and further compromise my sleep. I’ll let the front desk know on my way out and mention it in my review.

5. DYKWIA (“Do You Know Who I Am”) isn’t how I roll. My travel profile is management consultant, not blogger. That’s how I travel so my treatment is based on my travel patterns, elite status history, and booking style.  If that’s ever not the case, I will disclose that clearly.

I’ve shared several hotel reports here already – and have a steady stream of new ones rolling out as I continue to stay in new hotels regularly. This is also by far NOT a comprehensive list of everywhere I’ve stayed since I’m only including hotels in somewhat real-time. If you ever have a question about a specific property, ask and I’ll try to help you find an answer!

See a  complete directory of my hotel reviews.

About Jennifer Moody

Jennifer is a management consultant and avid volunteer. Her career and volunteer duty travels have helped her log top-tier airline and hotel status annually for the last eighteen years. In addition, she embraces the opportunity to maximize her vacation time by planning extracurricular trips that have taken her to over 60 countries and 47.5 US states. Although she averages 200 days a year on the road, she loves to return to “the homestead” in her native Fort Worth, Texas where she enjoys cooking, gardening, sewing, needlepoint, wine, and cocktail mixology.

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  1. […] The question came up (indirectly) in the comments on one review this week as to whether my master reviews page was the whole of my hotel experience?  LOL… no, it’s definitely NOT!  That is JUST the list of properties that I have both stayed at AND reviewed since June 2014 (there are a handful I’ve stayed at and not reviewed just in the last few months… and literally hundreds more that aren’t on that list from two decades of traveling).  I don’t think it’s fair to go back and retroactively review properties I stayed at (or flights I took or lounges I visited) more than a couple months prior.  Jetsetter’s Homestead has only been around for a few months… but the traveling started long before that!  If you’ve ever wondered how I approach hotel reviews, here’s a bit of a guide to my thoughts on the subject. […]

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  1. Lol this is so you! I totally agree no need to flash cards and point mistakes but if there are I will mention at check out, unless they are not up to standard as well.

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